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CORNY JOKES

Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na! 


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Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo! 


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Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po. 


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Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:


Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano! 


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Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo. 


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Dear Dodong,
Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...
Nagmamahal - Nanay

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ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!

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MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi!

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JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!

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At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

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TRiVIA

TRIVIA IN SCIENCE
Have a Heart
If all major forms of cardiovascular disease were eliminated, human life expectance would increase by 9.78 years.
Pillow Talk
A new survey of pillow primping practices indicates that 23% of people consider themselves stackers; 20% plumpers; 16% are rollers; 16% cuddlers; while the reminder are smashers and crunchers.

TB or Not TB?

Treatment-resistant tuberculosis has been reported in 42 states and Washington, D.C., up from 13 states during the tuberculosis epidemic of the late 1980s and early 1990s.

DID YOU KNOW?
The world record for passing gas was set on Japanese television,
3,000 times in a row

DID YOU KNOW?
The typical American child watches 1,680 minutes of television per week (about two months a year). The same youth spends 38 minutes a week in meaningful conversation with his or her parents.

DID YOU KNOW?
. . . that a cricket's ears are on its knees? That a fly has tastebuds on its feet.

DID YOU KNOW?
Mexico City is sinking at a rate of 18 inches per year as a result of draining the water table for human consumption.

DID YOU KNOW?
The aqualung, a device for breathing under water was invented by Jacques Cousteau and Emile Gagnan of the French Navy in 1943 so that "frogmen" could put mines under enemy ships.


STRANGE BUT TRUE--
In 1994, scientists in Australia invented a way of removing fleece from sheep without shearing. They injected the sheep with a special hormone, then wrapped them in lightweight hairnets. Three weeks later, the fleece could be peeled off the sheep by hand.

        ENGLISH TRIVIA

English now contains close to a million words - way more than any other language. Technical terms have ballooned the total. But English is also thought to be the world's most varied language from a poetic standpoint...because borrowed words from other tongues create many synonyms.

TRiVIA

        TRIVIA IN MATH

Algebrator can solve problems in all the following area:

• simplification of algebraic expressions (operations with polynomials (simplifying, degree, synthetic division...), exponential expressions, fractions and roots (radicals), absolute values)
• factoring and expanding expressions
• finding LCM and GCF
• operations with complex numbers (simplifying, rationalizing complex denominators...)
• solving linear, quadratic and many other equations and inequalities (including basic logarithmic and exponential equations)
• solving a system of two and three linear equations (including Cramer's rule)
• graphing curves (lines, parabolas, hyperbolas, circles, ellipses, equation and inequality solutions)
• graphing general functions
• operations with functions (composition, inverse, range, domain...)
• simplifying logarithms
• basic geometry and trigonometry (similarity, calculating trig functions, right triangle...)
• arithmetic and other pre-algebra topics (ratios, proportions, measurements...)
  
• linear algebra (operations with matrices, inverse matrix, determinants...)
• statistics (mean,median,range...)
• sequences (classifying progressions, find the nth term of a progression...)

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